Monday, December 28

A Roast Feast for the Eyes (Christmas)

Every Woo down in Woohouseville liked Christmas a lot,
and BabyWoo who lived with them sure did, after all she has fought!
And Christmas Eve was upon them, all the Mexican food gone,

Then began a Nativity scene with reverence and song.
Mary, cooed, "Christmas Donkey, dos't not carry me to the stable? Why?"
Donkey sneered a great sneer, "There's a light in my phone that won't light on one side,"
The angel shown so bright in the Yule Tide Eve light.
And her momma smiled and smiled 'til her smiler was sore. Then she thought of something that she indeed had before!
That Christmas means family, giving time and love galore.Then every Woo down in Woohouseville, the tall and the small
went to their beds and no one even stirred AT ALL.
Sleepy and curious they saw that Christmas came! Somehow or other it came just the same.
And the papers and boxes started in low....and... then... they started to... grow,
And they played, cheered and they sang-- in their pajamas they rolled.

Yes, every Woo down in Woohouseville, the tall and the small saw that glorious Christmas came,
It came just the same,
for one and for all.
(AllieCat took this last photo)

Monday, December 21

Holiday Secrets

First I must tell you that I'm not one to take on a challenge just for the sake of it. Having said that, please understand that I get down right crafty when it comes to budget Christmas. I love it.
I think I do pretty well with it because of one philosophy: I think Christmas can be so festive and chitchy, ANYTHING GOES.
So, when there is an open invitational to decorate a table for the Christmas party, you bet your sweet yule bippy I'm using the glorious yellow enamel plates I use every day. And put everything on a coordinating...sheet of wrapping paper. I like to make a Christmas display by the tree, but don't do a lot to cover counters, tables, etc. I dress the windows in the other areas of the house and that sufficeth me greatly.
If I think some things are cool, I find a way to keep them: A new tradition to keep the Christmas tree trunk cuts and using them as additional decor.
I put pretty scrapbook paper in frames that were from the dollar store and originally given to me as church lesson handouts with other sayings inside.I've learned little tricks in the process. I mentioned this last year- my tree usually has 800 lights on them and it requires nearly nothing to achieve: I just lay the strands, still mostly zig-zagged from the box on top of the boughs and by doing so, I create an extra depth in lights AND the ease of display and storage because since the lights are still at both ends of the strand in the "zig-zag" form, they never get tangled before and after use. Just scoop them up with your hands and put a tie around the lot. (Note to self--do not exceed 8 strands because 9 only blows the fuse every few days. *I couldn't help my self*)
I love white poinsettias and really vibrant pink ones. Then I don't feel I have to toss them after Christmas. I leave them out and about, enjoying.Shhhhh. I cut off a row of boughs from the bottom of the tree and make my own swag for the front door.

I don't like to store things. Tree decorations mean only the absolute foundations. The string of beads and the wire ribbon go around the tree and then the rest of the spool gets tossed behind everything. When it's time for the tree to go, I just wrap it all back on the spool. And who is to be the wiser??
Jake makes the delish cookies (though they didn't get frosted. They needed to get on the tree.) In case you're wondering, the rule is, we decorate together; then nothing comes off the tree. If a gingerbread guy falls off because the ribbon or hook pull through, the kid can eat it.
The tin star is from Danielle's room. The metallic "peace" accessory is from Jake and I's room, except I had extra candy striped ribbon to use and now it's for Christmas. The wreath is from my days at college.
And I sure do testify that the best embellishments are content people. Allie and Dani play in front of the tree, in what sunlight there is to be had while I make breakfast and before the day really begins. I know I'm not super-talented-crafty- like many of you who do so with skill and ease.
I do want to always keep it simple; I hope we find meaning in Wonderful Christmas Traditions for our families.
Peace, Joy, and Love to You!! And that's no secret.

Monday, December 14

Momma's Little Helper

I didn't make it to church on time. Oops. But there are many factors that are involved; I cannot delve into them all in a single post.
But park your holiday honeybuns in front of the tree like my girls do, because here is the unfolding of a Christmas story, involving an elf and generosity of spirit.
An Adaptation by Mom.
As told to Dad.
AFTER church.
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"Hummm Mom's muttering quietly in the bathroom because she can't get her coxtxants (contacts) in."
"I will be unyielding. I will use my skills as a Girl-wonder Stylist to help us get ready! For it is such that DanieowSisser (Danielle-sister) cannot get ready by herself. And she is just sitting here. So ready, I'm sure, for an up-do."
"TaaDaa! Mom, let's go to church now, OKAY?!!!!?" [Danielle continues to Smile and play.]
"*Sigh* Let's watch a peaceful, fluffy snowfall while Mom puts our dresses in the dryer...."

"God Bless Us, Every One."

Monday, December 7

We'll Just Have to Make Some More!

(Warning. There are no photographs of the subject of this post.)

We have been "working" on our Christmas tree for days. A beautiful Douglas Fir, without the adornment. Alas, I'm up against the clock, you see, it is tradition to get the tree decorated before the big day.
It's just that the cookie decorations are sooo delicious.
Because the gingerbread men Jake made to go on the tree have been slowly "picked off."
And frankly, they've been eaten.
We have been sneaking them (I assure you I'm not the only one) left and right. Stowing away in Jake's lunch box.
Finding unfinished appendages and crumbs in front of the TV with a pile of toys.
And, well, I personally just don't leave any evidence at all.
We'll just have to make some more! And I guess I should be the one to make them to assure they don't turn out soooo well.

Wednesday, December 2

101 Posts

Yes, dear friends, my one-hundred-and-first post.

I'm candidly celebrating with
this one
plus this one
plus this one
and one blurry Christmas Card photo I took wayyy to long to get ready for.

But blessed are we, and things do really add up as we go along.
Counting the Days.
Merry Christmas.

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**Oh, and you may want to adjust your speakers, I get down-right aggressive at times with my Music.**