But park your holiday honeybuns in front of the tree like my girls do, because here is the unfolding of a Christmas story, involving an elf and generosity of spirit.
An Adaptation by Mom.
As told to Dad.
AFTER church.*******
"Hummm Mom's muttering quietly in the bathroom because she can't get her coxtxants (contacts) in."
"I will be unyielding. I will use my skills as a Girl-wonder Stylist to help us get ready! For it is such that DanieowSisser (Danielle-sister) cannot get ready by herself. And she is just sitting here. So ready, I'm sure, for an up-do."
"TaaDaa! Mom, let's go to church now, OKAY?!!!!?" [Danielle continues to Smile and play.]
"*Sigh* Let's watch a peaceful, fluffy snowfall while Mom puts our dresses in the dryer...."
"God Bless Us, Every One."
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